Zesman 8.40pm, Aug 16
@_gregorsamsa  where have you gone, missing your tweets

fixated_faiyaz 5:30pm, Aug 2 
I want to be like @_gregorsamsa and slowly fade away into oblivion.

fixated_faiyaz 5:56pm, Jul 22 
wtf why is @_gregorsamsa on twitter. beyond creepy. 

Pjoseph85 11:02pm, Jul 13 
I miss your tweets.

bigbossazf 12:00am, Jun 20
@Karochona xD que la alimente y espere a que crezca tanto como @_gregorsamsa ? 

kurreltheraven 11:02am,  Jun 15 
i suspect everyone’s favourite cocky @_gregorsamsa may have finished performing his story. awesome work, mein ungeheueren Ungeziefer. 

oliverrowe 1:10am, Jun 13
@goodshoeday I didn’t but think @_gregorsamsa may have done. No, just hated writing letters. Still hate forms. Am literate. Am left handed.

thehapacalypse 5:00 pm, Jun 12  
Just spotted @_gregorsamsa  peeking out at me from behind a curtain downstairs. I let him be. He’s got enough problems.

Sahire 3:24am, Jun 10
@_gregorsamsa Ciddi? Essah mı diyon? Valla burda da eyle..

Cingun Chinzerig 3:10am, Jun 10
i love you gregor

mikeharper 3:04am, Jun 10
Just discovered @_gregorsamsa. Must follow.

finegameofnil 2:57am, Jun 10
RT @_gregorsamsa: What now, then?

schmiss 2:03am, Jun 10
RT @_gregorsamsa: I must go away.
 
_estunautre 1:06am, Jun 10
Sry @_gregorsamsa but all your tweets were logjamming my feed. Good luck with the vermin thing.

BigbossAZF 9:53pm, Jun 09
RT @_gregorsamsa: Flying up everywhere. Well, can’t help it since I don’t wipe myself on the carpet like I used to.

jonmaroq 9:51pm, Jun 09
RT @_gregorsamsa: How remarkable that in this silence I can hear their teeth chewing away! // buen provecho (vamonos q se hace tarde) 

dzhimbo 7:42pm, Jun 09
RT @_gregorsamsa My room smells of their evening meal. <Next door and their bloody barbecues!

safeye 6:42am, Jun 09
Tweets went haywire, some sort of premonition for @_gregorsamsa. Plus my week-old burn’s getting reborn as the apple in his back. 

Ruthanng 6:02pm, Jun 06
RT @_gregorsamsa: Darn this slowness! How long must I take to get across the room?

wqueens7 4:15pm, Jun 06
RT @hudsonette: RT @_gregorsamsa: Have I been reborn as an invalid? [Kafkaesque]

slarkpope 3:30pm, Jun 06
RT @_gregorsamsa: This heaviness is overwhelming.

annegalloway 9:44am, Jun 06
@_gregorsamsa genius.

wh0vian8:30am, Jun 06
@_gregorsamsa It’s ironic, isn’t it? Instead of you taking a bite of an apple, it’s the apple taking a bite out of you..

danielabueno 12:44am, Jun 05
FFs - @nesimachado @AldoNunes13 @andreroquete @AndreHeeenrique @silaslima_61 @Limarco @polivocidade @_gregorsamsa @espacoliberdade

Pjoseph85 3:53pm, Jun 04
Sometimes, this manroach is incredibly spot on. RT @_gregorsamsa Oh, to be the shadow of a shadow of myself.

hudsonette 1:59pm, Jun 04
#FF this unusual bug: RT @_gregorsamsa Staring at the ceiling. How did I make it up there in the past?

_estunautre 11:34pm, Jun 02
Ha! I tweeted about the adaptation of Kafka’s Metamorphosis, and now I am being followed by @_gregorsamsa. #thetwitteristheawesome

wh0vian1:43am, Jun 02 
I’m being followed by @_gregorsamsa, that monstrous vermin! This is beyond awesome.

dcozy 9:55am, May 30
RT @_gregorsamsa: My room is a landfill.

Condalmo 12:58pm, May 28
RT @_gregorsamsa: She’s saying: Come on then, you old dung-beetle!

khareen 10:29am, May 28
Char! RT @_gregorsamsa: Door’s open again. It’s the charwoman.

MXML 5:35pm, May 26
Deep, bro RT @_gregorsamsa This spot I’ve covered with my heavy body is clean at least.

DulceDayan 3:53am, May 27 
Ok! Don’t worry it would be the next time, it was an article about many writings that had been stolen…* Obviously Kafka’s writings!

IanSethLevine 6:17am, May 25 
Gregor: love what you’re doing with Kafka. Do you think you’re going to continue with works like “A Hunger Artist,” or other pieces? -Ian

DulceDayan 6:38am, May 23
@_gregorsamsa I hope that you understand spanish… I found it and immediately I remember you*

DulceDayan 6:37am, May 23
@_gregorsamsa Check! http://www.elpais.com/articulo/cultura/Robo/kafkiano/manuscritos/Kafka/elpepucul/20100520elpepucul_3/Tes

hudsonette 12:45am, May 22
#FF the lovely, talented @theinnerlight. Fan of Buster Keaton and @_gregorsamsa, who you should also follow #FF.

khareen 1:54am, May 21
Yes! @_gregorsamsa is now a gigantic insect. hmf.

danielabueno 5:32pm, May 18
Sigam - @ubuntudicas , @_Rick_13 , @artusrocha , @_gregorsamsa , @sobrecomum , @celsobueno, @dilmabr , @ronydoha , @magraemergente

theinnerlight 6:08pm, May 17
@hudsonette So do I, we’d look after @_gregorsamsa much better than Grete ;)

hudsonette 6:04pm, May 17
@theinnerlight I love following @_gregorsamsa but I worry about him everyday ;)

hudsonette 6:00pm, May 17
Love this! Is there a t-shirt? RT @theinnerlight @_gregorsamsa http://dontforgetfrank.deviantart.com/art/Poor-Gregor-128974389

theinnerlight 5:48pm, May 17 
@_gregorsamsa http://dontforgetfrank.deviantart.com/art/Poor-Gregor-128974389

t3hOliv3 7:47am, May 17
@_gregorsamsa wow you’re dedicated LOL

Honourable RTs: mightymouse, SepherSara, mitohistoriador, khareen, dzhimbo, nihiofkdi 

Honourable FFs: danielabueno